What goes around comes around..... Definitely

Finally i found my way here and now......

I welcome myself back from a very long hibernation program, or a blogger's block.. or maybe just pure laziness.....;) whatever makes u guys happy.... but believe me.. i was not busy.. i wont lie....

The reason im back is because i feel something has pressed those buttons again.. yeah.. my aggravation buttons.....

And No... its definitely not a lover boy.. otherwise id probably beat the shit out of him by this time.....LOL!!!!!!

Yeah I am a dangerous girlfriend!!!!!!!!

Its something that refuses to leave me alone..........grrrrrrrrrrr.......it just wont get away....

Yeah u guessed it right.. its about the only thing in the world that loves me the most right now....

MY FAT!!!!!!!

Apparently it just refuses to leave.....

I mean once upon a time I was working on to put on some weight.. but hey.. now u can stop growing u know..........that too in all the wrong places.......uggghhhhhhhhhh

I ve got to fit into my denims.. and my itsy bitsy tops..........

So i ve decided to go on a torture program......

Walk it off!!!!!!!

And guess what.. i walked like 4 hours today and im dead tired....

im gonna retire right now.....

Well now u guys must be wondering .. what does my fat have anything to do with the title of this post....

Lemme tell ya.....A lot!!!!!!!!!

I have got this friend..who kinda tends to overflow from the sides....... and whenever i see him sitting on a bean bag... I call him "Bean Bag on Bean Bag"...LOL!!!!!!!!!!

I better learn to keep my mouth shut...........Its definitely coming around to me....

Ok.. i gotta go drop dead now...

Will keep u guys updated on my overflowing love handles ( believe me i cant stand that sight anymore) and my Jelly belly......(im nauseous right now)

Yeah u can call me A FAT BABY NOW!!!!!!!

I do look like this muffin top!!!!!!

Picassssssso in the making!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the past one month and a half, nothing seems to have really bothered me, got on my nerves or highly agitated me. I guess thats why no post.. and surprisingly nothing seems to bother me even now. Hmmmm I just wonder why..

And u know what? I find that really weird.

Maybe its my detox.. who knows

Anyways.. for good or for worse.. heres something for all you guys to see..

My art!!!

This is is something that has kept me busy for the past one year. It has been my childhood dream to paint like a famous artist and even better sell my artwork!!!!

Surprisingly for me.. i have sold all these.. and many more.. here are just a few of them...

Any kind of opinion or criticism is welcome...

Sorry for the awful pictures.. i guess i need some tutoring for that ;)

Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My first sale :)

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The next three are a part of one set...

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Hello kitty kitty kitty ..............

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One of my favorites......

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Gone for framing.....

Customer Service or IS IT????

IN India, the term ‘customer service’ takes a whole new definition.

Dare to ask…..

I ll tell u anyways

I dont know why they call themselves so , but these telephone customer service executives.. to be precise BSNL, take it to another level.. And whenever you call them u come out feeling like shit, frustrated and pissed to the core.

To start off, the annoying automated answering machine goes off and in that horrible accent she says “ For English press 1, for Hindi press 2 and for Telugu press 3. “

Once u press 1 for English the call goes on hold for 15 minutes and the lady comes on saying something in Telugu.. Instead of taking down my complain, she asks me to speak in Telugu. I don’t know that language dude!!!!!!!! That is why I pressed 1 for English. Isn' t that common sense.. or what? Why the hell did u waste my time in the first place with that stupid selection menu. My hears hurt by now!!!!!

Then she puts me on hold for another 5 min and another chap comes on line saying something in Telugu. This soul does not know a word of English. He goes off for another ten minutes and calls another guy who speaks in very broken English and by the time I m done explaining him my problem he says ‘Telugu madam’

UGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

By this time, the content of my complain has changed. I wanna talk to their supervisor and get some English speaking customer service executives or whatever they call themselves!!!!!!!! I don’t care about my damn telephone service.

P.S. None of them spoke in Hindi either…

Haiku

What it means when they say

Ok its been a while since i have posted anything.... no no no, its definitely not AIDS... so here's my story.. read , enjoy and then start sympathizing me....

So my internet connection was afflicted with some problem... and then when that got fixed my hard drive started giving trouble.... so we thought that the best option was to call the network admin and other computer people, whatever u call them and have them fix the problem..

They said they will definintely fix it soon and their soon hasnt happenend till date..... so i am writing this post amid numerous 'windows closings'.... whatever that meant.....

so this is what i think people mean when they say

i ll do it just now... ............... lemme get out of here for now and not return

i ll come back within an hour.................i need to get away from here for now so i can watch my fav serial

i ll definitely be back tomorrow.. ..... he he he he .. tomorrow never comes..... i conned u...

it will take a weeks time ...............get lost man, your shit (problem) is boring.... im gonna go find some real losers and get back to u next month... in betweeen call my company a hundred times so u lose more money looooooooooser

I ll be back next month since we need some supplies to fix ur stuff.........I aint coming back dude.. u suck.....

And finally when they actually arrive....... we have to give them five star treatment, a red carpet welcome and all they say is mam i had AIDS..... i too was busy....lot of places to go.... so now Hmmmm to fix ur shit.... i have to come back next time................

URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!

AIDS- A gruesome reality!!!!!!!!!

AIDS - Syndrome? According to stats, India has the largest number HIV patients..So that will be in millions according to indian population... This has nothing to do with my post. Although i do feel that more AIDS awareness campaigns be carried out seriously...



My prime concern is something else..100% of all the people i know suffer from AIDS too... For me it stands for..Acting as If Doing Something - Syndrome.. Now im not trying to be funny, but anybody i talk to is extremely busy.. and then when i ask them- doing what? Ehhhh Nothing! So what u busy with dude? If the recession has hit u hard, and i know it has cause it has hit me on my head, my pocket and everywhere else, just say so!!!



I dont get the picture, your busy, rather very very very very busy, and just dont have time to even pick up that call ; but still doing nothing...



Now somebody explain me this philosophy!!!!!!!!!!



Haiku

A QUICK MANAGEMENT QUESTION

I am confused, like i always am....

A very tricky question haunts me..

Here it goes.....

My bladder is full, But I prefer for it to be empty..

Soooo, does that make me a pessimist or an optimist?

Guys !!! Help me make in the decision making process please .......................

Haiku

Tough choices women make

Through the ages, women have been known to sacrifice, give up and cry from trivial to very significant issues. Although people say times have changes, I dont think so..I feel trapped inside, and thats killing me, so much that its giving me sleepless nights. And what do you do especially when you in love.. Do you runaway, do u kill for love or do u just cry..

I think its time to reveal a very dark secret..

Im in love.......But i ve got a very very very tough choice to make..


You see, the other day, i saw this Rolce Royce Phantom Coupe, exactly like the one on my header, and this was on the road, a close up, and i looked at it till it disappeard. My eyes were yearning for more when on the next day, i saw this huge ass white Bently like the one below, close up, and then it just drove by me like a gust of wind.. and never returned....


Sorry boys, i find these a lot more orgasmic.........
And ladies don't tell me u don't agree with me..


Anyways, now you see my problem? Do you guys understand my situation. Empathize??


See thats still not the issue..

The Rolce Royce costs a whopping 4 crores, and the Bentley, i still have to do my research on that...im sure its gonna have my entire 20 generations in debt...

So what do i do, what do i do?
blackmail with what ? runaway with whom, kiss what??

So i guess im stuck with thissss





Talk about sacrifice!!!!!!
Remember the choices we women make..
Get your men working for this ladies!!!

Haiku

ME, TAGGED, YIIPEEEEEEEE

I have to thanks WhatsInAName, help me rediscover my self, and sorry for keeping it pending, i had to go a full circle around my active brain and pull information out.. so it took some time, i would say it was a daunting task but nonetheless, i appreciate it, really, imean it, cause u have a question about sarcasm and not being sarcastic her, i appreciate it...

so here you go, Knock your self out!!!!!!!!

1)WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Yes, my Active Dominant Lazy Gene- WORKHARD

2) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

When i was depressed, and there was absolutely no legitimate reason. Did that ever happen to anyone, cry for nothing, and when someone asks you why you crying, u say nothing, and feel really stupid.. Need to discuss more on that.

3) DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Yes i do, as a matter of fact, i have very legible writing.

4) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

I think i want it to be my X.

5)DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Nope

6) IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Im vain, i love myself, so that would be yes..

7) DO YOU USE A LOT OF SARCASM?

Trying to consciously reduce.

8) DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

Never got them removed, so not sure unless they left on their own.

9) WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

Ughh, u got my stomach in my mouth already..

10) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

Kellogs- CHOCOS and TRIX and FROSTIES

11) DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

No, and after im done, i throw them in a corner too.

12) IF YOU WERE TO PICK YOUR OWN FIRST NAME, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

GARFIELD

13) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICECREAM?

Coffee, and Chocolate-chocolate chip, blueberry cheesecake

14) WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

Shoes and hair

15) RED OR PINK?

Red

16) WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF

Very shorttempered

17) WHOM DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

whoever says they miss me the most:), and my sis , My bros, and sis-n-law and tons of other people..

18) DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?

yeah, its kinda interesting, just copying the questions are a little .. u know

19) WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

barefoot, and black

20) WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

the sound of my computer running

21) IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

red, id write "BEWARE" everywhere

22) FAVORITE SMELLS?

earth, lavendar, citrus, ocean breeze

23) WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

Customer service, phone giving trouble, and it wasnt pleasant, they kept me on hold for a good 20 minutes.

24) DO YOU KNOW THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU

Getting to, hopefully get to know her more...

25) FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH
soccer

26) HAIR COLOR

dark brown

27) EYECOLOR?

dark dark dark brown

28) DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Occassionally

29) FAVORITE FOODS?

Barbecued chicken, Pizza, donuts,

30) SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

Happy movies

31) LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

Barber shop

32) WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

Black and White, Soccer jersey

33) SUMMER OR WINTER?

Winter

34) HUGS OR KISSES

Both, they compliment, rather they follow one another

35) DESCRIBE YOUR PENCIL CUP

Really cool one, looks like a tree trunk from outside

36) FAVORITE ARTIST

My best friend, Leonardo da vinci

37) WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

A Prisons Diary, Jeff. Archer, notice the Jeff, i didnt know how to spell , and didnt want to get up and go fetch my book to get the right spelling

38) WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

Black , nothing

39) WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?

Barber shop, the movie, on the internet actually

40) FAVORITE SOUND(S)

running water, wind

41) ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?

neither

42) WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?

States

43) DO YOU HAVE SPECIAL TALENT?

paint and scare people away:) hey not many people can do that, right?

44) WHERE WERE YOU BORN

Not here, gulf

45) FAVORITE PIECE OF JEWELLRY?

my watch

46) HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER/

no one special right now

47) FAVORITE SONG?

Dont hurt me, nomore; When you come Undone-Duran, YMCA, im a hick

48) FAVORITE MUSICAL?

Oliver Twist, U Gotta pick a pocket or two..

Hmm, that was a long list, and it was aching to be honest:)

But i enjoyed it and you know what im gonna go tag a couple of people myself so i get to know them...
Angel's Flight, Julez, Smith, get going girls..

Go Gettem Slums !!!!!!!!

Ok, i am not a social activist, but i have these unanswered questions.The propaganda over Valentines day has died out. The hottest topic for discussion is Slum Dog millionaire. So who wants to be a millionaire? Im sorry, i mean on TV. Those who help the 'Slum Dogs' Right? I read a lot and lately i have been reading these blogs on reviews of not the movie Slum Dog, but the after effects, I could call that ripple effect that has hit almost every Indian, after the movie won an Oscar. I ponder over the status of those poor slum children, the star kids, what condition they are now, do they miss their slums, their friends, are they happy now that they have a 'lifestyle' and what activists, social organizations and big charity banks think about improving the rest of them. Im sure every slum child would now be dreaming of such a living. Are they going to 'help' the slum children? Or are they going to change the political map of India by reducing shacks? Wow!! Talk about revolution, rather revolutionary leaders!!! Im impressed!!! Valentine's Day is over and the entire marketing gimmicks about selling hearts, and balloons and all the lovey-dovey stuff is gone by, Slum dog is in news, officially. Where are all the saviours gone? Go Getters!!!!!!!!!



Work from home

The Art of Love

I am a fan of art. And to some extent I believe in love, but i dont get this, why do people combine them together; and then form "l'art": In French it would translate to "The Art"; with that i mean, 'the ultimate art'.But this is my definition of say 'trashy art on historical monuments' .
A couple of months ago, my brother and his wife were in the city visiting. He wanted to check out some historical monuments..So we decided to go see The Golconda Fort, but on the way we stopped by The Seven Tombs..Amazing place I would say..The monuments are beautiful; although almost all of them look alike; but still distinct in their own right.
And on almost every wall you could see all sorts of masterpieces of Leonardo and Picasso wannabes.. X lovesY, Y lovesZ, Q lovesP, and then P is again in love with L, but hey didnt Z already get dumped last week; so im not sure if its a love triangle, a square, a pentagon or whatever you may call it...It was a confusing and disturbing experience.. Didn't know exactly if i were seeing the seven tombs or reminiscing theTaj Mahal, symbol of eternal love and art..
Somebody help me please!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me Myself and MY WORLD

I could say that my world is pretty small, so small that its beginning to close in on me..I work from home , yeah with a very legitimate company, and i do get paid for the amount of work i do for them..But this is getting really lonely... My favorite movie is Bridget Jones Diary, and i relate completely to her...Valentine's Day is gone, and wow, did i have a good valentine or what??? I made myself a hot cup of coffee, my bowl of popcorn and me on a date with Bridget Jones Diary...I just wonder if i ll be able to meet the man of my dreams??? What if i run into a Ram Sena Activist...OOOPS...Thaats a scary thought....