The Disappearing Act

Sorry for the disappearing act.

I am now blogging on Through My Lens.

What goes around comes around..... Definitely

Finally i found my way here and now......

I welcome myself back from a very long hibernation program, or a blogger's block.. or maybe just pure laziness.....;) whatever makes u guys happy.... but believe me.. i was not busy.. i wont lie....

The reason im back is because i feel something has pressed those buttons again.. yeah.. my aggravation buttons.....

And No... its definitely not a lover boy.. otherwise id probably beat the shit out of him by this time.....LOL!!!!!!

Yeah I am a dangerous girlfriend!!!!!!!!

Its something that refuses to leave me alone..........grrrrrrrrrrr.......it just wont get away....

Yeah u guessed it right.. its about the only thing in the world that loves me the most right now....

MY FAT!!!!!!!

Apparently it just refuses to leave.....

I mean once upon a time I was working on to put on some weight.. but hey.. now u can stop growing u know..........that too in all the wrong places.......uggghhhhhhhhhh

I ve got to fit into my denims.. and my itsy bitsy tops..........

So i ve decided to go on a torture program......

Walk it off!!!!!!!

And guess what.. i walked like 4 hours today and im dead tired....

im gonna retire right now.....

Well now u guys must be wondering .. what does my fat have anything to do with the title of this post....

Lemme tell ya.....A lot!!!!!!!!!

I have got this friend..who kinda tends to overflow from the sides....... and whenever i see him sitting on a bean bag... I call him "Bean Bag on Bean Bag"...LOL!!!!!!!!!!

I better learn to keep my mouth shut...........Its definitely coming around to me....

Ok.. i gotta go drop dead now...

Will keep u guys updated on my overflowing love handles ( believe me i cant stand that sight anymore) and my Jelly belly......(im nauseous right now)

Yeah u can call me A FAT BABY NOW!!!!!!!

I do look like this muffin top!!!!!!

Picassssssso in the making!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the past one month and a half, nothing seems to have really bothered me, got on my nerves or highly agitated me. I guess thats why no post.. and surprisingly nothing seems to bother me even now. Hmmmm I just wonder why..

And u know what? I find that really weird.

Maybe its my detox.. who knows

Anyways.. for good or for worse.. heres something for all you guys to see..

My art!!!

This is is something that has kept me busy for the past one year. It has been my childhood dream to paint like a famous artist and even better sell my artwork!!!!

Surprisingly for me.. i have sold all these.. and many more.. here are just a few of them...

Any kind of opinion or criticism is welcome...

Sorry for the awful pictures.. i guess i need some tutoring for that ;)

Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My first sale :)

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The next three are a part of one set...

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Hello kitty kitty kitty ..............

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One of my favorites......

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Gone for framing.....

Customer Service or IS IT????

IN India, the term ‘customer service’ takes a whole new definition.

Dare to ask…..

I ll tell u anyways

I dont know why they call themselves so , but these telephone customer service executives.. to be precise BSNL, take it to another level.. And whenever you call them u come out feeling like shit, frustrated and pissed to the core.

To start off, the annoying automated answering machine goes off and in that horrible accent she says “ For English press 1, for Hindi press 2 and for Telugu press 3. “

Once u press 1 for English the call goes on hold for 15 minutes and the lady comes on saying something in Telugu.. Instead of taking down my complain, she asks me to speak in Telugu. I don’t know that language dude!!!!!!!! That is why I pressed 1 for English. Isn' t that common sense.. or what? Why the hell did u waste my time in the first place with that stupid selection menu. My hears hurt by now!!!!!

Then she puts me on hold for another 5 min and another chap comes on line saying something in Telugu. This soul does not know a word of English. He goes off for another ten minutes and calls another guy who speaks in very broken English and by the time I m done explaining him my problem he says ‘Telugu madam’

UGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

By this time, the content of my complain has changed. I wanna talk to their supervisor and get some English speaking customer service executives or whatever they call themselves!!!!!!!! I don’t care about my damn telephone service.

P.S. None of them spoke in Hindi either…

Haiku

What it means when they say

Ok its been a while since i have posted anything.... no no no, its definitely not AIDS... so here's my story.. read , enjoy and then start sympathizing me....

So my internet connection was afflicted with some problem... and then when that got fixed my hard drive started giving trouble.... so we thought that the best option was to call the network admin and other computer people, whatever u call them and have them fix the problem..

They said they will definintely fix it soon and their soon hasnt happenend till date..... so i am writing this post amid numerous 'windows closings'.... whatever that meant.....

so this is what i think people mean when they say

i ll do it just now... ............... lemme get out of here for now and not return

i ll come back within an hour.................i need to get away from here for now so i can watch my fav serial

i ll definitely be back tomorrow.. ..... he he he he .. tomorrow never comes..... i conned u...

it will take a weeks time ...............get lost man, your shit (problem) is boring.... im gonna go find some real losers and get back to u next month... in betweeen call my company a hundred times so u lose more money looooooooooser

I ll be back next month since we need some supplies to fix ur stuff.........I aint coming back dude.. u suck.....

And finally when they actually arrive....... we have to give them five star treatment, a red carpet welcome and all they say is mam i had AIDS..... i too was busy....lot of places to go.... so now Hmmmm to fix ur shit.... i have to come back next time................

URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!

AIDS- A gruesome reality!!!!!!!!!

AIDS - Syndrome? According to stats, India has the largest number HIV patients..So that will be in millions according to indian population... This has nothing to do with my post. Although i do feel that more AIDS awareness campaigns be carried out seriously...



My prime concern is something else..100% of all the people i know suffer from AIDS too... For me it stands for..Acting as If Doing Something - Syndrome.. Now im not trying to be funny, but anybody i talk to is extremely busy.. and then when i ask them- doing what? Ehhhh Nothing! So what u busy with dude? If the recession has hit u hard, and i know it has cause it has hit me on my head, my pocket and everywhere else, just say so!!!



I dont get the picture, your busy, rather very very very very busy, and just dont have time to even pick up that call ; but still doing nothing...



Now somebody explain me this philosophy!!!!!!!!!!



Haiku

A QUICK MANAGEMENT QUESTION

I am confused, like i always am....

A very tricky question haunts me..

Here it goes.....

My bladder is full, But I prefer for it to be empty..

Soooo, does that make me a pessimist or an optimist?

Guys !!! Help me make in the decision making process please .......................

Haiku