What it means when they say

Ok its been a while since i have posted anything.... no no no, its definitely not AIDS... so here's my story.. read , enjoy and then start sympathizing me....

So my internet connection was afflicted with some problem... and then when that got fixed my hard drive started giving trouble.... so we thought that the best option was to call the network admin and other computer people, whatever u call them and have them fix the problem..

They said they will definintely fix it soon and their soon hasnt happenend till date..... so i am writing this post amid numerous 'windows closings'.... whatever that meant.....

so this is what i think people mean when they say

i ll do it just now... ............... lemme get out of here for now and not return

i ll come back within an hour.................i need to get away from here for now so i can watch my fav serial

i ll definitely be back tomorrow.. ..... he he he he .. tomorrow never comes..... i conned u...

it will take a weeks time ...............get lost man, your shit (problem) is boring.... im gonna go find some real losers and get back to u next month... in betweeen call my company a hundred times so u lose more money looooooooooser

I ll be back next month since we need some supplies to fix ur stuff.........I aint coming back dude.. u suck.....

And finally when they actually arrive....... we have to give them five star treatment, a red carpet welcome and all they say is mam i had AIDS..... i too was busy....lot of places to go.... so now Hmmmm to fix ur shit.... i have to come back next time................

URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!

AIDS- A gruesome reality!!!!!!!!!

AIDS - Syndrome? According to stats, India has the largest number HIV patients..So that will be in millions according to indian population... This has nothing to do with my post. Although i do feel that more AIDS awareness campaigns be carried out seriously...



My prime concern is something else..100% of all the people i know suffer from AIDS too... For me it stands for..Acting as If Doing Something - Syndrome.. Now im not trying to be funny, but anybody i talk to is extremely busy.. and then when i ask them- doing what? Ehhhh Nothing! So what u busy with dude? If the recession has hit u hard, and i know it has cause it has hit me on my head, my pocket and everywhere else, just say so!!!



I dont get the picture, your busy, rather very very very very busy, and just dont have time to even pick up that call ; but still doing nothing...



Now somebody explain me this philosophy!!!!!!!!!!



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A QUICK MANAGEMENT QUESTION

I am confused, like i always am....

A very tricky question haunts me..

Here it goes.....

My bladder is full, But I prefer for it to be empty..

Soooo, does that make me a pessimist or an optimist?

Guys !!! Help me make in the decision making process please .......................

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Tough choices women make

Through the ages, women have been known to sacrifice, give up and cry from trivial to very significant issues. Although people say times have changes, I dont think so..I feel trapped inside, and thats killing me, so much that its giving me sleepless nights. And what do you do especially when you in love.. Do you runaway, do u kill for love or do u just cry..

I think its time to reveal a very dark secret..

Im in love.......But i ve got a very very very tough choice to make..


You see, the other day, i saw this Rolce Royce Phantom Coupe, exactly like the one on my header, and this was on the road, a close up, and i looked at it till it disappeard. My eyes were yearning for more when on the next day, i saw this huge ass white Bently like the one below, close up, and then it just drove by me like a gust of wind.. and never returned....


Sorry boys, i find these a lot more orgasmic.........
And ladies don't tell me u don't agree with me..


Anyways, now you see my problem? Do you guys understand my situation. Empathize??


See thats still not the issue..

The Rolce Royce costs a whopping 4 crores, and the Bentley, i still have to do my research on that...im sure its gonna have my entire 20 generations in debt...

So what do i do, what do i do?
blackmail with what ? runaway with whom, kiss what??

So i guess im stuck with thissss





Talk about sacrifice!!!!!!
Remember the choices we women make..
Get your men working for this ladies!!!

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ME, TAGGED, YIIPEEEEEEEE

I have to thanks WhatsInAName, help me rediscover my self, and sorry for keeping it pending, i had to go a full circle around my active brain and pull information out.. so it took some time, i would say it was a daunting task but nonetheless, i appreciate it, really, imean it, cause u have a question about sarcasm and not being sarcastic her, i appreciate it...

so here you go, Knock your self out!!!!!!!!

1)WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Yes, my Active Dominant Lazy Gene- WORKHARD

2) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

When i was depressed, and there was absolutely no legitimate reason. Did that ever happen to anyone, cry for nothing, and when someone asks you why you crying, u say nothing, and feel really stupid.. Need to discuss more on that.

3) DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Yes i do, as a matter of fact, i have very legible writing.

4) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

I think i want it to be my X.

5)DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Nope

6) IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Im vain, i love myself, so that would be yes..

7) DO YOU USE A LOT OF SARCASM?

Trying to consciously reduce.

8) DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

Never got them removed, so not sure unless they left on their own.

9) WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

Ughh, u got my stomach in my mouth already..

10) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

Kellogs- CHOCOS and TRIX and FROSTIES

11) DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

No, and after im done, i throw them in a corner too.

12) IF YOU WERE TO PICK YOUR OWN FIRST NAME, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

GARFIELD

13) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICECREAM?

Coffee, and Chocolate-chocolate chip, blueberry cheesecake

14) WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

Shoes and hair

15) RED OR PINK?

Red

16) WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF

Very shorttempered

17) WHOM DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

whoever says they miss me the most:), and my sis , My bros, and sis-n-law and tons of other people..

18) DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?

yeah, its kinda interesting, just copying the questions are a little .. u know

19) WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

barefoot, and black

20) WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

the sound of my computer running

21) IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

red, id write "BEWARE" everywhere

22) FAVORITE SMELLS?

earth, lavendar, citrus, ocean breeze

23) WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

Customer service, phone giving trouble, and it wasnt pleasant, they kept me on hold for a good 20 minutes.

24) DO YOU KNOW THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU

Getting to, hopefully get to know her more...

25) FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH
soccer

26) HAIR COLOR

dark brown

27) EYECOLOR?

dark dark dark brown

28) DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Occassionally

29) FAVORITE FOODS?

Barbecued chicken, Pizza, donuts,

30) SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

Happy movies

31) LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

Barber shop

32) WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

Black and White, Soccer jersey

33) SUMMER OR WINTER?

Winter

34) HUGS OR KISSES

Both, they compliment, rather they follow one another

35) DESCRIBE YOUR PENCIL CUP

Really cool one, looks like a tree trunk from outside

36) FAVORITE ARTIST

My best friend, Leonardo da vinci

37) WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

A Prisons Diary, Jeff. Archer, notice the Jeff, i didnt know how to spell , and didnt want to get up and go fetch my book to get the right spelling

38) WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

Black , nothing

39) WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?

Barber shop, the movie, on the internet actually

40) FAVORITE SOUND(S)

running water, wind

41) ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?

neither

42) WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?

States

43) DO YOU HAVE SPECIAL TALENT?

paint and scare people away:) hey not many people can do that, right?

44) WHERE WERE YOU BORN

Not here, gulf

45) FAVORITE PIECE OF JEWELLRY?

my watch

46) HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER/

no one special right now

47) FAVORITE SONG?

Dont hurt me, nomore; When you come Undone-Duran, YMCA, im a hick

48) FAVORITE MUSICAL?

Oliver Twist, U Gotta pick a pocket or two..

Hmm, that was a long list, and it was aching to be honest:)

But i enjoyed it and you know what im gonna go tag a couple of people myself so i get to know them...
Angel's Flight, Julez, Smith, get going girls..

Go Gettem Slums !!!!!!!!

Ok, i am not a social activist, but i have these unanswered questions.The propaganda over Valentines day has died out. The hottest topic for discussion is Slum Dog millionaire. So who wants to be a millionaire? Im sorry, i mean on TV. Those who help the 'Slum Dogs' Right? I read a lot and lately i have been reading these blogs on reviews of not the movie Slum Dog, but the after effects, I could call that ripple effect that has hit almost every Indian, after the movie won an Oscar. I ponder over the status of those poor slum children, the star kids, what condition they are now, do they miss their slums, their friends, are they happy now that they have a 'lifestyle' and what activists, social organizations and big charity banks think about improving the rest of them. Im sure every slum child would now be dreaming of such a living. Are they going to 'help' the slum children? Or are they going to change the political map of India by reducing shacks? Wow!! Talk about revolution, rather revolutionary leaders!!! Im impressed!!! Valentine's Day is over and the entire marketing gimmicks about selling hearts, and balloons and all the lovey-dovey stuff is gone by, Slum dog is in news, officially. Where are all the saviours gone? Go Getters!!!!!!!!!



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The Art of Love

I am a fan of art. And to some extent I believe in love, but i dont get this, why do people combine them together; and then form "l'art": In French it would translate to "The Art"; with that i mean, 'the ultimate art'.But this is my definition of say 'trashy art on historical monuments' .
A couple of months ago, my brother and his wife were in the city visiting. He wanted to check out some historical monuments..So we decided to go see The Golconda Fort, but on the way we stopped by The Seven Tombs..Amazing place I would say..The monuments are beautiful; although almost all of them look alike; but still distinct in their own right.
And on almost every wall you could see all sorts of masterpieces of Leonardo and Picasso wannabes.. X lovesY, Y lovesZ, Q lovesP, and then P is again in love with L, but hey didnt Z already get dumped last week; so im not sure if its a love triangle, a square, a pentagon or whatever you may call it...It was a confusing and disturbing experience.. Didn't know exactly if i were seeing the seven tombs or reminiscing theTaj Mahal, symbol of eternal love and art..
Somebody help me please!!!!!!!!!!!

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